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Written and performed by Glenn Widdicombe
lyrics
Babe, we've been through a lot through 2020
And, dare I say, things got hot, things got heavy.
And not to cause you to much undue stress,
But for the holidays, I have just one, tiny request:
Could you let me out of the basement for Christmas this year?
Let me hang out with my friends, maybe have a couple beers.
I be asking too much, but I think it'd be clutch,
If you let me out of the basement for Christmas this year.
I'll buy you candles for when you bring over Steve.
I'll buy that big toy you been eyeing from Adam and Eve;
And it might be less painful if you let me buy lube.
(Excuse me?!) Forget it. Sorry, Mistress, that was rude.
But maybe let me out of the dungeon for Christmas this year?
Let me hang out with my friends-- (One friend!!) And have a couple beers-- (Half a beer!!)
You know you light up my world, cuz I'm your sissy-girl,
But maybe let me out of the dungeon for Christmas this year?
I just wanna see some faces, spread some Holiday Cheer.
You know my love will never fade, but this is getting kinda weird.
I might be asking a lot, but I think it'd be hot,
If you let me out of the dungeon for Christmas this year.
I'll buy you leather, so you can be looking purdy.
Maybe some more adult diapers, cuz this one's really dirty.
I'll buy and extra lock for my chastity belt,
And I'll tell my friend to ignore that note that says: "HELP!!"
Please, Mistress, let me out of the dungeon for Christmas this year.
I won't even see my friends. I'll just go and shave my beard;
And maybe get some new clothes---(No!) Have a doctor fix my nos--(NO!)
Okay, new idea: a window in the dungeon my dear.
(SHUT THE FUCK UP!!)
credits
released December 23, 2020
Recorded by ZT Records
Mistress voice part performed by Shauna Jundahl
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